17 janeiro 2008

inteligentzia



Kids Contemplate Marriage, no Divine Caroline
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How do you decide whom to marry?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10
How would you make your marriage work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8 .
What do you think your mom and dad have in common?
Both don’t want any more kids.
Lori, age 8
Is it better to be single or married?
I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.
Theodore, age 8.
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It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9
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What do most people do on a date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure?)
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On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10
When is it okay to kiss someone?
When they’re rich.
Pam, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8
What is the right age to get married?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10

7 comentários:

Rosa disse...

"Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough."
Lindo, lindo, lindo! :)

Cristina disse...

ya!! tb adoro este

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

dalloway disse...

O meu sobrinho que na altura tinha 9 anos (agora tem 10 :) mostrou-me um ficheiro delicioso onde continha fotos de crianças e frases deste género e as idades são mais ou menos as mesmas que as do post. As frases estavam em inglês e português do brasil.
O mais interessante é que ele fez questão de as ler em voz alta e dizer o que pensava. Foi uma conversa fantástica.
Não sei se tenho esse ficheiro mas se tiver envio para a Cristina deliciar-se mais um pouco.

Cristina disse...

mande mande :))

beijinho

Cerejinha disse...

Lindo!!!!
:-D

Mad disse...

Hilariante, se não fosse triste.

Eduardo Lara Alves disse...

Lindo!! Mas os 23 já lá vão :)